oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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