..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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