its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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