Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
