HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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