'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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