If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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