please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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