So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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