I don't think brook has ever known best
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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