I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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