You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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