he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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