Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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