sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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