I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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