Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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