he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
