Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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