You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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