How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
