holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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