used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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