Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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