The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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