I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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