I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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