But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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