Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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