New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I need a beard to bite.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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