dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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