therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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