i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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