okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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