wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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