Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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