i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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