She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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