You work out of a Hotel?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
