i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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