What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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