I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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