You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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