love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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