Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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