: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I love you.
Bad choice
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