Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
