Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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