Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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