the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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