i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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