I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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