my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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