she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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