I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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