it wasn't lemon gatorade
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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