Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
