ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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